These are the exact words said to me by a patient wanting a prescription transferred to our location in response to my asking her if the other Goofmart pharmacy had the prescription on their shelf ready for her to pick up.
It was a simple question, really. A simple yes or no would save oodles of time on our end. But apparently it was somehow offensive.
If people still wonder why pharmacists become old curmudgeons and hermits, it's because of stories like these.