tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post3886242761662324120..comments2023-12-19T00:39:30.338-08:00Comments on Crazy RxMan: This is me...Crazy RxManhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07077488214299929481noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-81077255821885963892017-05-14T04:42:53.893-07:002017-05-14T04:42:53.893-07:00Had a dr. send over a prescription of "Xanax&...Had a dr. send over a prescription of "Xanax" for a pt. The pt told be he called his dr wanting his "zantacs." Dr did this twice with the same pt.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02470409545114361118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-37319018340616458512017-05-12T22:18:10.050-07:002017-05-12T22:18:10.050-07:00Simvastanin
Lispril
Atenenol
Tri-miss-alone crea...Simvastanin <br />Lispril <br />Atenenol<br />Tri-miss-alone cream <br />Umpra-Zollie (Omeprazole)<br /><br />and my personal favorite, we have about 3 to 4 patients that call Warfarin "Warfare" <br /><br /><br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-70804550960731772692017-05-06T18:57:32.527-07:002017-05-06T18:57:32.527-07:00Al-boot-a-trol for albuterol
Vy-nase for vyvanse
F...Al-boot-a-trol for albuterol<br />Vy-nase for vyvanse<br />Fock-a-lin for focalin<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-75973783785794016952017-05-06T18:43:02.561-07:002017-05-06T18:43:02.561-07:00Amoxil is a brand of amoxicillin here. We get a lo...Amoxil is a brand of amoxicillin here. We get a lot of people passing us prescriptions and telling us they want the "Amoxillin".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-54036830948446770112017-05-01T21:44:27.509-07:002017-05-01T21:44:27.509-07:00The ER gave him Narcan for the rib injury.
What?!...The ER gave him Narcan for the rib injury. <br />What?! Do you mean Norco?<br />Oh, maybe that's it. (Elderly patient; Honest, but funny mistake!)CPhT for Life, ret.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04872487059275658058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-41692964032904123522017-05-01T10:52:50.103-07:002017-05-01T10:52:50.103-07:00"Hyco-floor-a-...." Us: Is it a diureti..."Hyco-floor-a-...." Us: Is it a diuretic? Them: What? Us: A water pill? Them: Yes! Us: Just call it HCTZ, its easier....tbunnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14359529844245201544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-47932132597539103652017-05-01T09:23:13.843-07:002017-05-01T09:23:13.843-07:00It's oxycodone, not oxy-co-deen.It's oxycodone, not oxy-co-deen.Flynnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-69571407250637640482017-04-29T10:59:55.286-07:002017-04-29T10:59:55.286-07:00Lis-a-pil Lis-a-pil Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06105940002794203558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-75265376400967358322017-04-29T06:10:41.053-07:002017-04-29T06:10:41.053-07:00"...That one that starts with a 'D'. ..."...That one that starts with a 'D'. Because I got that fiber-my-al-gee-a and I'm allergic to everything else."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-24719902663151829382017-04-29T06:08:17.765-07:002017-04-29T06:08:17.765-07:00"...that one that starts with a 'D'. ..."...that one that starts with a 'D'. Because I got that fiber-my-al-gee-a and I'm allergic to everything else."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12484433837600835111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-58114490596050608072017-04-29T05:30:40.955-07:002017-04-29T05:30:40.955-07:00My dad used to call his digoxin "dioxin"...My dad used to call his digoxin "dioxin". I suspect because dioxin was prominent in the news at that time. I gave up correcting him because it didn't "stick".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-80062400526208168592017-04-28T21:20:57.064-07:002017-04-28T21:20:57.064-07:00At my hospital, no two doctors or nurses pronounce...At my hospital, no two doctors or nurses pronounce the names the same, for just about any drug 3-sylable drug unless it's aspirin or Tylenol.Tom Bridgelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13098048586042365606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-33440327642527907572017-04-28T21:06:57.305-07:002017-04-28T21:06:57.305-07:00If they had covered or clovered up in the first pl...If they had covered or clovered up in the first place they wouldn't need acyclovir now, would they?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17660997604746748285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-11763213108739326382017-04-28T20:42:40.200-07:002017-04-28T20:42:40.200-07:00Custy needed her son's nighttime med: you know...Custy needed her son's nighttime med: you know, the "DD..PP" (DDAVP). At least it was properly descriptive,,,,Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-34362962927422460942017-04-28T20:30:18.083-07:002017-04-28T20:30:18.083-07:00Peanut butter balls (Phenobarbital)
Mudfunnel (mo...Peanut butter balls (Phenobarbital) <br />Mudfunnel (modafanil) Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-20236905158345441442017-04-28T19:19:36.550-07:002017-04-28T19:19:36.550-07:00acyclovir= ass-e-cloveracyclovir= ass-e-cloverKathie Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05445337736758017726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-15139992281279903912017-04-28T18:32:48.208-07:002017-04-28T18:32:48.208-07:00Hydrochlorothiazide = hydroclorathorazoneHydrochlorothiazide = hydroclorathorazoneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-23601372007610225652017-04-28T18:25:34.885-07:002017-04-28T18:25:34.885-07:00Had a colleague make fun of someone for spelling X...Had a colleague make fun of someone for spelling Xanax with a Z...and then she proceeded to say "Val POR ic Acid" instead of Valproic acid about 12 times in a hour.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-52550675560122889802017-04-28T14:38:59.912-07:002017-04-28T14:38:59.912-07:00subscription-prescription
subscription-prescription<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-53316429217734945712017-04-28T10:16:37.328-07:002017-04-28T10:16:37.328-07:00sim-VAS-tuhtinsim-VAS-tuhtinAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-76301560569119036192017-04-28T09:42:39.677-07:002017-04-28T09:42:39.677-07:00ramperilramperilAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-30654869398046703012017-04-28T08:32:38.512-07:002017-04-28T08:32:38.512-07:00It's amlodipine, not amalodipine.
It's at...It's amlodipine, not amalodipine. <br />It's atenolol, not atenonol. <br />It's gabapentin, not gagapentin. <br />It's metoprolol, not metroprolol or metoprol. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-49862555550485691322017-04-28T08:17:49.748-07:002017-04-28T08:17:49.748-07:00My doc says Atenolol, AT a-LEN-ole. And that'...My doc says Atenolol, AT a-LEN-ole. And that's OK, because I can't pronounce his name. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-20144914022140356112017-04-28T08:13:52.822-07:002017-04-28T08:13:52.822-07:00It's acetaminophen, not ass-a-TAM-o-fenIt's acetaminophen, not ass-a-TAM-o-fenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3684250999334358862.post-27285139595338255812017-04-28T07:23:54.957-07:002017-04-28T07:23:54.957-07:00It's lisinopril not linsopril
It's premari...It's lisinopril not linsopril<br />It's premarin not premium<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com