Lady: "Where's the Motrin?"
Me: "We have Advil and our company's generic on aisle seven on the left."
Lady: "No, I need Motrin, not Advil."
Me: "Advil and Motrin are the same thing... They're both Ibuprofen."
Lady: "Not after you swallow them!" She walks away mad.
I am the Crazy RxMan, your local pharmacist... smart enough to be a pharmacist, insane enough to work retail!
There's a bj joke in there somewhere, I'm just too tired to figure it out.
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