Too Busy at the Pharmacy?

Corporate headquarters recently shipped both male/female versions of the "Foldaway Urinal" to our pharmacies across the nation. This is to help pharmacists meet their biological needs while maintaining the metrics. No longer will pharmacists be allowed to deviate from the work flow for a personal urine flow. Now we will be able to keep working throughout the day with reduced technician hours and yet maintain the script count! 

"The expectation is that all pharmacists will utilize these storage units going forward," as stated in a recent email from our regional manager.