The following prescriptions indicate that doctors
are really trying to kill pharmacists,
their patients, or both:
I really want to know WHO this Ed guy is
and what he has to do with it:
Ammediately? Maybe you meant immediately?
Or is this a strange new accent?
Now that's a lot of insulin:
Here's a doc that's living in the past... ten years ago:
That's a LOT of Methadone,
especially for a 70 year old grandma:
This one was easy to fill:
Now that's gotta hurt:
Ambien... once prescribed for sleep,
now prescribed for pain:
What?
Every 6 hours and 1 minute?
That seems extremely specific:
This would be ok if the patient weighed 612 lbs,
but otherwise this is big, big trouble:
Fortunately we know this doc. If we were relying on
the DEA number... yeah, good luck with that:
If the patient feels impaired,
the pharmacist is not allowed to drive:
I always wondered how you put ONE DROP IN BOTH EYES... put a drop on the bridge of the nose and hope that it equally rolls into each eye?
ReplyDeleteShouldn't it be put ONE DROP IN EACH EYE ?
I always wondered how you put ONE DROP IN BOTH EYES... put a drop on the bridge of the nose and hope that it equally rolls into each eye?
ReplyDeleteShouldn't it be put ONE DROP IN EACH EYE ?
6300 units is 70 units x 90 days. Admittedly insulin is usually ordered by vial or pen.
ReplyDeleteI think the issue with the insulin is that the doc ended up ordering 6300 vials and not units, but I'm just a lowly student.
ReplyDeleteWhats with the dr living in d past..?!! Didnt get it..is it the date??
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