Yesterday Stevie Wishnicks was back again, this time for her husband. She hands me two prescriptions and says, "So... five to ten minutes?"
"I'm working on a couple ahead of you. Give me fifteen minutes," I reply.
"That's great. I can count time," was her odd reply.
I get to work finishing up the people ahead of her. I'm working fast because I know she can't "count time" worth a darn. I figure I have eight minutes before she returns.
Nope. She was back in five minutes. Five minutes isn't fifteen minutes. I honestly think some people live in another dimension or are affected in some way which prevents them from correctly assessing the passage of time.
I did some calculations and crunched some numbers. Below are my notes and research, followed with my results of this investigation:
My conclusion is that Stevie Wishnicks is harboring a singularity (black hole) within her mass, or she's just simply a pushy bitch.
Maybe you should have gone into engineering LOL
ReplyDeleteOnce, we were closing the drop off gate a few minutes early. A lady runs up to the counter shouting, "I have three minutes." My tech says, "Oh, now you can tell time."
ReplyDeleteMaybe she a patient studied by David Eagleman? He has some interesting theories regarding time perception....not that it is an excuse or anything....
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Eagleman
I'm going with "pushy bitch"
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