Overheard at the Pharmacy Counter

Two brothers are waiting by the pharmacy counter while their mom is shopping. They think they're out of earshot from the pharmacy crew...

Younger brother: "Your penis is small. It's like a bug's penis."

Older brother, on cell phone: "Shut up. You're an idiot."

Younger brother: "I have a huge penis. I'm like a horse."

Older brother finds something on phone: "The barnacle has the biggest penis for it's body size."

Younger brother: "No way!"

Older brother: "I found my spirit animal."

At that point the techs and I couldn't hold it in any longer. We all burst into laughter.