Smart Pills

So a millennial comes into the pharmacy and bugs the pharmacist.

"I'm having trouble with my college classes on liberalism, socialism, and global warming. I wish I was smarter. What do you have to help me?"

"You must mean climate change," the pharmacist replies.

The pharmacist unlocks a drawer. "I have these smart pills. They're guaranteed to make you smarter immediately. And they're a bargain at $100 a bottle. Bernie Sanders takes them."

The millennial reaches into his hand-spun sweater and pulls out $100. The pharmacist hands him the bottle. The guy immediately pops one into his mouth.

"Hey! This takes like rabbit poop!" he shouts.

"See?! You're getting smarter already!"