"Have you had your blood sugar checked?" I responded.
"I'm thirsty all the time and I urinate five times a day. Does that mean I'm diabetic?" she asked, apparently not listening to the question I asked to try and help her.
"Have you been to the doctor?" I ask. I'm ruling out Type 1 diabetes by her age but I do want to help her.
"I'm thirsty all the time and I urinate five times a day. Does that mean I'm diabetic?" she asked again.
At this point I'm thinking maybe something is not right upstairs.
"Not necessarily," I respond.
"I'm thirsty all the time and I urinate five times a day. Does that mean I'm diabetic?" she asked again.
"No." I respond.
Lady walks away. I think diabetes shouldn't be first on her things to worry about.
"Asssphincter says 'what'?"
ReplyDeleteNo ma'am.
ReplyDeleteI believe you are suffering from a rare condition described by the great Dr Oz known as 'craniorectal inversion'
*dramatic pause*
May I help who's next?