There's a guy that shops at the grocery every week.
Every week he pushes his cart past the pharmacy.
Every week he says, "Hey doc, I need some drugs. I can't handle life."
Every damn time.
It wasn't funny after the third time. And now at the 187th time it's still not funny.
Better than, Hey which aisle is the toilet paper on.......
ReplyDeleteyou should have told legalized Marijuana still needs a prescription from MD
ReplyDeleteNot in Oregon, Washington, Colorado... Of course, he might not make it out of the junk food aisles to get to the pharmacy, which, of course, is a win/win.
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