Mr. Watson — Come here — I want to see you.

Guy calls and asks if we have Zenchent birth control in stock.

No, but I can get it for you by 1:30 pm tomorrow.

“What manufacturer is it?”

“Actavis,” I tell him.

“Is that Watson?”

“No, it’s ACTAVIS." 

Do people not listen anymore? I didn’t mumble.

“Well she needs Watson. The other manufacturers don’t work.”

I picture them in a room surrounded by children, but that's just how my mind works.

“The one I can get is made by Actavis. It looks like the Watson-made Zenchent is backordered.”

“She needs Watson.”

So does Alexander Graham Bell, but what am I supposed to do? Sacrifice a lamb and make it appear?

“There’s other manufacturers of the same medication. Maybe she’d be happy with...”

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