Foil Hats for EVERYONE

Are you worried about aliens? Is the government spying on you? Does your phone line make you feel suspicious? Is your pharmacist looking at you funny? 

YOU NEED A FOIL HAT!

And yet you're a busy person. You don't have the time to craft your own foil hat. Besides, what if it leaks? You're no foil hat expert!

Don't dismay! You can buy a genuine foil hat crafted with exacting standards! Save time and stay free from those who want to mess with your mind!

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