My eagle eye quickly caught this error and prevented this prescription for 900 tablets getting filled:
Just like Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite knows how many nipples a normal cow should have, I'm damn smart too. I quickly remembered that most women have merely ONE vagina and filled this prescription with that knowledge:
On this prescription, I stopped the filling process right away. Imitrex doesn't go in the ear! There's no way that would help! I contacted the prescriber immediately to question this prescription:
Thank your local pharmacist. We prevent hard-to-catch errors like these and much, much more!
Just a question, I would read that second script as 1 gram to vagina two times weekly, not sure how you get multiple vaginas out of it.
ReplyDeleteIt’s a joke. One of the definitions of “per” is “with respect to every member of a specified group : for each.” So it could be read as “1 gram for each vagina.”
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