I Recently Moved...

I moved to another part of Snootyville so I could be closer to work because I love work so much. And Sarcasm. I love Sarcasm.

I hired a moving company to help out because I have way too much stuff.

So I asked the movers what's the weirdest thing they've ever moved. 

Without hesitation...

"Stripper pole."

I said "Oh wow." 

"Ever see 50 Shades of Gray?" One of the guys asked me.

I said yes. I actually haven't seen it but I know what it's about. 

"You'd be surprised how many people in Snootyville have rooms like that," he said.

Actual Look on my Face