Thursday, December 27, 2018

If You Just Left the Physician's Office...

Every day I get a patient that comes to the pharmacy where I hear this:

"Hello. I just left the doctor's office a few minutes ago. He sent over a new prescription for me."

So what's wrong here?

* You JUST left the office? So you think your medication magically appears here ready to pick up?

OR

* You really don't think that because you realize that it takes time to fill the prescription... 

BUT


If that's the case, WHY are you pulling me away from the filling process to ask about it? Seriously... if you're in a hurry, you just ADDED time to the process!

I am so completely troubled by this scenario. It happens every day in retail pharmacy and it literally makes no sense whatsoever. None. Not a shred. Even the smallest bit of logic would suggest that coming to the pharmacy right after you left the doctor's office is ridiculous. 

Even when you go through the drive thru at McDonald's and place your order, it still takes time for them to make your Happy Meal. It doesn't take long, but if you go to the pick up window and pester them about it YOU ARE ADDING TIME to the process.

I'm just floored. I just don't get it. Please, someone, shoot me. I'm ready to leave the planet.