The following prescriptions indicate that doctors
are really trying to kill pharmacists,
their patients, or both:
I really want to know WHO this Ed guy is
and what he has to do with it:
Ammediately? Maybe you meant immediately?
Or is this a strange new accent?
Now that's a lot of insulin:
Here's a doc that's living in the past... ten years ago:
That's a LOT of Methadone,
especially for a 70 year old grandma:
This one was easy to fill:
Now that's gotta hurt:
Ambien... once prescribed for sleep,
now prescribed for pain:
Every 6 hours and 1 minute?
That seems extremely specific:
This would be ok if the patient weighed 612 lbs,
but otherwise this is big, big trouble:
Fortunately we know this doc. If we were relying on
the DEA number... yeah, good luck with that:
If the patient feels impaired,
the pharmacist is not allowed to drive: