Managers at Goofmart pharmacy have reviewed a NEW product called the "Crib Dribbler." This amazing device allows crawling babies to make their way to the edge of the cage... er CRIB for some much needed nourishment.
And thus a brilliant idea was born. Soon all Goofmart pharmacies will have these amazing devices installed at filling stations throughout all the busy pharmacies. Each dribbler will be filled with some sort of nourishment gruel and paired with the Foldaway Urinal already strapped to pharmacist's legs... there will really be no need to ever leave the filling station during a pharmacist shift.