"I'm here for my Lisinopril. I called you guys on Thursday. You were going to call the doctor."
"We faxed the doctor that day. We haven't heard back yet. We also have 'call when ready' noted on your file and we will call you when we have it ready."
"I'm going out of town. I'm short five tablets."
"Ok, I'll advance you five tablets."
"Well, can I have TEN, then? I don't want to stroke out on the slopes..."