Saturday, November 5, 2016

Open the Damn Door!

Halloween... 2016:

It's later in the evening. The candy is all gone. I've turned out the lights so kids know we're done for the night.

Ding... dong

The doorbell rings. I ignore it.

Ding... dong

Jeez kids, get a clue.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! These aren't "Grandma are you home?" knocks. These are "Police! Open the Door" knocks.

Seconds later I hear someone trying the door handle.

Really? Is that how it is in Snootyville now? What is the world coming to? Seriously!

Euthanize me.

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