A lady stops in me in the aisle on my way to help another lady. She asks, "Where is your Absorbine Jr.?"
"We don't carry that, but I have some menthol-containing products over here," I reply, pointing to the shelf.
"I got a scorpion sting and my chiropractor said I should get some Absorbine Jr., rub it in really well and it will cause the poison to come out."
I look at her for about five seconds, thinking about everything she's just told me. "I'm not sure that will work, but I guess it's worth a try." I've learned not to argue with people once they have something in their head, but I did manage to add one additional comment. "I guess I'm more interested in why a chiropractor is treating bug bites and stings..."
She replies, "I wondered about that too." Then she wandered off, ignoring the shelf I pointed to.
Chiropractors. Now treating bug bites and stings.