Years ago, my little son and I were watching the Macy's Day Parade while the wonderful smells of Thanksgiving were wafting through the house. As little boys do, he started getting impatient and wanting me to go outside and play with him.
I wasn't quite ready to leave my warm spot on the couch, so I told asked him to be patient. I told him he would want to wait because the "Rockettes" would be performing on stage. So he was patient and actually enjoyed some of the floats and performances. Finally the Rockettes did perform...
My son, angry with me now, exclaimed:
DADDY, THOSE ARE LADIES!
WHERE ARE THE ROCKETS?
and your family