Saturday, January 25, 2014

Bad Lip Reading... NFL Edition

This makes the Crazy RxMan laugh and laugh and laugh...

1 comment:

Matt M said...

Let me see if I got them:

“Hey looook! I can spin around!”

“Don’t hoard cat food! Star Wars typhoon! You can joke all night but no no kung fu! No more cartoons! No more kung fu. No no kung fu.”

“They crushed his cape! They crushed his fuzzy cape!”

“Is this the party?”

“Pretty hilarious, I punched a high school kid in the knee.”

“Ca-caw-aw-awww. Ca-caawww-aw-awww-aw-aww!”

“Whoa dude, there’s a rat over there.” “Okay.” “Dude, did you hear what I said? There’s a rat over—” “There’s a rat over there?” “Yeah and now they’re—” “Now they’re in our van.” “Yeah.”

"Okay you don't have to step on us, said the birds."

“What are some things that could gross you out?” “Uhh, old folks’ allergies, that could sure do it. Or just having somebody yucky like you. Umm denim golf jeans, Voldemort, yes I said Voldemort. Doo-dads that scratch the wood like, scratchy things, you know?”

“I should build a little house.”

“A pretty pretty morning!”

“Wrist nub, wrist nub.”

“The ocean dried up.” “Huh?” “Yeah.” “It dried up?” “Dried up.”

“A friend? Never.”

"They hit my bones down there!”

"sniff sniff sniff Wow, you smell good. What is that, pine?"

"Not Timmy!"

"I can't help it! It—laughs I—laughs It— I just now sat on gum!"

"This is not a toy!"

"Dance on! Grrgrrrrrgrrrr! Dance! Hey, dance everyone! Come on, dance! Those moves are super fly!"