Hope Wanted to be My Valentine

Hope was back for a refill on one of her narcotics. She wasn't early this time so I didn't give her any comments about it. See, it's that simple, people. Don't ask for your narcs early and your pharmacist doesn't have a problem with it.

Hope was beaming and happy. Her face looked really odd and disfigured with a smile on it. This lady has probably only smiled three times her entire life.

This all happened close to Valentine's Day in February. 

And then she said it... to ME.

I'm still in shock.

"If I were younger, YOU'D be MY Valentine," she said.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!