“Goofmart Pharmacy, We don't mingle with Shingles. Get immunized today! May I help you?”
“Is this the pharmacy?”
“Yes, this is Goofmart PHARMACY.”
“You’re the Goofmart Pharmacy by Flea Circus Grocers and Wagmart, right?”
“Yes, on Elm and Wingleberry.”
“Does your location have a pharmacy in the store?”
At this point I start laughing. I’ve answered the phone Goofmart PHARMACY, verified it twice, and then I get this dumbass question.
“Well you don’t have to be rude!” she blurts out and hangs up.