Crazy RxMan: "Thank you for calling Goofmart Pharmacy where you can get the new Shingles shot when we get it back in stock. How may I help you?"
Lady: "I was calling to see if my Losartan is ready for pick up."
<click, clack, tap tap on the computer>
Crazy RxMan: "Yes, we filled it. It's on the shelf and ready for pick up."
Lady: "So it's ready to pick up?"
Crazy RxMan: "No."
Lady: "But you just said it's ready to pick up?"
Crazy RxMan: "Yes, I did."
Lady: "So why did you say it's not ready to pick up?"
Crazy RxMan: "Why did you ask me twice?"
Crazy RxMan: <silence>
Lady: "Ok, I'll come in and get it."