One time a lady presented with two prescriptions from urgent care: Flagyl and Diflucan. Normally people keep their thoughts to themselves but this lady immediately informs me it was for her "smelly vagina" -- says she got "something nasty" from the boyfriend who is "always scratching" his stuff "down there" -- she wanted to know why he doesn't smell bad too. He says he doesn't smell bad because it's not from him.
Whoo whoo! All aboard on the TMI TRAIN today! Next stop: Disinfection Station!