Managers at Goofmart pharmacy have reviewed a NEW product called the "Crib Dribbler." This amazing device allows crawling babies to make their way to the edge of the cage... er CRIB for some much needed nourishment.
So The Authorities developed a brilliant idea. Soon all Goofmart pharmacies will have these amazing devices installed at filling stations throughout all the busy pharmacies.
Each dribbler will be filled with some sort of nourishment gruel and paired with the Foldaway Urinal already strapped to pharmacist's legs now... there will really be no need to ever leave the filling station during a pharmacist shift anymore!
Next up? All pharmacists and techs will be required to wear adult diapers. Management plans to lock all employees into the pharmacy during normal business hours.