Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Overheard at the Pharmacy Counter

Two brothers are waiting by the pharmacy counter while their mom is shopping. They think they're out of earshot from the pharmacy crew...

Younger brother: "Your penis is small. It's like a bug's penis."

Older brother, on cell phone: "Shut up. You're an idiot."

Younger brother: "I have a huge penis. I'm like a horse."

Older brother finds something on phone: "The barnacle has the biggest penis for it's body size."

Younger brother: "No way!"

Older brother: "I found my spirit animal."

At that point the techs and I couldn't hold it in any longer. We all burst into laughter.