Last December I told you about the foolish inflatable unicorn hat for your cat. It appears the creators of this marvelous product have developed another amazing unicorn hat, the:
INFLATABLE EVIL UNICORN HORN FOR CATS
Your cat NEEDS the Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats. Your cat allows you to exist. It allows you to share a home with it. It lets you think you are in control. Give the evil cat what it wants you puny human! Or it will steal your breath while you sleep!
Seriously though, what could be cuter than an evil Unicat? Just place this fantastic inflatable black horn atop your cats head and let its outward appearance reflect the true evil that is inside.
This horn is as black as your kitty’s soul.
Measures 5.5 inches long. Vinyl. Not impervious to needle-like cat claws. Will also not give your animal magical powers.
I anticipate the only "evil" that will result from your kitty will take place AFTER you put this on her head.