You come in on Monday morning, the busiest pharmacy day of the week, hand me an empty bottle, and tell me you'll be back in five minutes. I hate you.
You hand me four prescriptions. I tell you twenty minutes. You're back in five minutes. I hate you.
You're mad at me because we put your medication back to stock after it sat on the shelf nine days. I hate you.
You're on your cell phone at the pharmacy. I hate you.
You don't have your insurance information and you look at me like it is my fault. I hate you.
You're mad at ME because YOUR co-pay went up. I hate you.
You expect me to put in your club card for you. I hate you.
You want an early refill on your narcotics. I hate you.
You're mad at ME because YOUR doctor has not approved your refill request. I hate you.
You're a doctor or doctor's representative and you're calling in ten prescriptions over the phone. I hate you.
The doctor didn't tell you that discount cards do not work with Medicare and you're mad at me. I hate you.
I told you I would call you when we received your refill request, but you keep calling every 30 minutes. I hate you.
You call the pharmacy and pretend we're a switchboard to connect you to other departments. I hate you.
You left gifts for the other pharmacist during the holidays despite the fact I've bent over backwards to help you. I hate you.
You consider it "bad service" when I don't give you whatever you want because of store policy or the law. I hate you.
You ask us to "fax the doctor again" on your refill request. WE hate YOU.
You tell me you don't want a flu shot because it will give you the flu. I hate you.
You ask for some stupid medication that hasn't been around since 1923 and act like I'm the idiot for not having it. I hate you.
You threaten to make a complaint simply to coerce me into giving you what you want. I hate you.
You ask me to "make a copy" of your prescription and give you back the original. Ha. I hate you.
We tell you it will be 20 minutes to process your prescription, You beg and plead for 10 minutes. Then you don't show up for four hours. I hate you.
You call me "honey." I'm not your "honey." I hate you.
You call 10 minutes before closing and ask me to stay late, then you don't show up. I hate you.
You fill out all the questions on the vaccine consent and release form AFTER I told you three times just to answer questions 1-8. I hate you.
You bring me letters from your healthcare provider and ask me to "figure it out" for you. I hate you.
You ask me to type in your Rx but not fill it so you can transfer it to another location and pick it up later. I hate you.
You bring me a an Rx with a future date on it. I hate you, and your stupid law-breaking doctor.
You bring me an Rx without a signature or other important information missing. I hate you, and your stupid doctor.
You get mad at me because I won't fill your Rx because it is missing information. I hate you.
You complain because your co-pay went up like I caused it. I hate you.
You ask me to call your insurance because your co-pay went up. I hate you.
You ask me to call your MD because he/she hasn't sent over your prescription yet. I hate you.
You treat me like I've been lounging around all day just because I was eating my lunch right when you came in. I hate you.