A recent memo from corporate states:
"We encourage our pharmacists to come up with new and exciting ways to drive future business with Goofmart Pharmacy. Your suggestions will be reviewed for merit and implemented if plausible. We look forward to hearing from you!"
So let me get this right... you're a large corporation with hundreds of stores nationwide, numerous bean counters, managers, sub-managers, a complete advertising department, all on the company dole, but YOU need US to tell you how to "drive" more business into the pharmacy?
What a load of buffoons.
Ok, how about I sit down and draft up some ideas and carefully type them up and submit them for your review?
OH WAIT, I already did that about six years ago. The RPM came by to discuss my proposals (in about 10 minutes). With half of them I was told "Goofmart just isn't going to do that" and the other half, "Our new software upgrade will address that."
The software upgrade never happened. The other ideas never went past the RPM.
Yeah, you bet I'm going to waste time doing that again.