Yes, I am a super hero. Along with that I have super powers. One of them is super hearing. Here are some of the gems I've heard people say over the years, thinking I couldn't hear them:
<said to the tech> "Is that the man giving me the flu shot? He looks so mean."
<to a friend> "I don't know why this should take any longer than five minutes. All he has to do is put 30 tablets in a bottle."
<on cell phone> "I'm down here at Goofmart pharmacy. The retards are filling my prescription now."
<talking out loud> "I don't know why they just can't look up my insurance on the computer. They're so lazy."
<said to the tech> "Where's the other pharmacist? I don't like this guy. He follows the rules and I need an early refill."
<on cell phone> "They all look like they've all been sampling the Vicodin down here. All pharmacists are hooked, you know."
<on cell phone> "We agreed on $10 per tablet and I'm not taking any less. When you make a deal, you stay with that deal or I'm not going to supply you any more!"
<to a friend> "He's wearing Halston Z-14."
(she was right)