...at the PICK UP window after you've rung up their medications and they've paid...
"Oh, here's my new insurance."
"Oh, I have a manufacturer coupon for that medication."
"Did you put in my club card number?"
"Can I get these items here?" <pointing to a shopping cart with 20 or more items>
"What am I getting? Oh, I don't need this one."
"Can you also fill my Alprazadone? I'm out."
"Can I get a flu shot now?"
"Why was this medication so expensive? I've never paid that before!"
"This is a 90 day supply? I only wanted 30 days."
"I told you, NO SAFETY CAPS!"
"This is a 30 day supply? I wanted a 90 day supply."
"Which one is my Xanax? I need one RIGHT NOW! Do you have a cup of water?"
"You didn't put in my club card number? I'm calling the 800 number to complain."
"I also need to get some aspirin. I'll be right back." <leaves purchases and purse sitting on the counter while people are in line>
"Be sure to thank [the other pharmacist that had nothing to do with the filling of these prescriptions] for me!"