New Gadget: The Cordless Neuromuscular Back Pain Reliever
This new device "employs Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation (TENS), harmless electrical pulses that block pain signals passing through nerves to the brain. The system also increases blood flow to the area to promote healing and relaxation. According to the American Physical Therapy Association, TENS therapy can be an effective element of pain management for low-intensity discomfort."
No word yet if the company plans to make a Cordless Pain-in-the-Ass Reliever which would certainly help me deal with both my Pain-in-the-Ass patients and the Pain-in-the-Ass company I work for. It might be a long time before production since we're talking about HIGH-intensity discomfort.