More Reasons to Love your Local Pharmacist

My eagle eye quickly caught this error and prevented this prescription for 900 tablets getting filled:

Just like Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite knows how many nipples a normal cow should have, I'm damn smart too. I quickly remembered that most women have merely ONE vagina and filled this prescription with that knowledge:

On this prescription, I stopped the filling process right away. Imitrex doesn't go in the ear! There's no way that would help! I contacted the prescriber immediately to question this prescription:

Thank your local pharmacist. We prevent hard-to-catch errors like these and much, much more!

A Whole Mess of Laughter Right Here

Proof that Aliens Exist

I now have proof that aliens exist. I present to you exhibit one: This recent prescription from the Mayo Clinic. You can clearly see a strange alien hieroglyphic language at the top of the prescription. Mayo must have made a mistake when printing this and handing it to the patient.

This proves once and for all that aliens live among us and are definitely in charge of our medication. Clearly we are being controlled from other worlds for purposes unknown. As a pharmacist I've been just a puppet for the little Green Men. And I feel no guilt, probably because the medications that I personally take are controlling my mind.

I need to reevaluate giving vaccinations now.

Crazy RxMan is Gone!

See you in a week or two

or until the money runs out...

The Recipe is Ruined