Me: "Would you like to get a flu shot today?"
Lady: "Absolutely not! That's how the government controls the minds of the weak! I'm not going to let them take control of my mind! The government has been messin' with germs and stuff for years. That Nixon had the 'Control Center of Disease' (I think she meant CDC) make that AIDS germ to kill off all the homos, you know..."
Me: speechless, absolutely speechless.
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