Lady: "I'd like a flu shot please." (She starts rolling up her sleeve like I'm going to reach out over the counter and stick her).
Me: "Ok, we will get you a flu shot." I proceed to get her personal information and billing information. I process a claim and a label prints. So then I hand her a consent and release form, stating the following, "I just printed a label (I'm holding it in my hand), so you don't need to fill out the top part. I just need your doctor's name, sign and date, and answer questions one thru eight." (It even rhymes which I think makes it easier). I point to the parts of the release form where I said I needed her to fill it out as I'm saying all this.
I go draw up a syringe with the magic Nixon/CDC mind-control potion then walk back to the patient. There it is, completely filled out from top to bottom, including answers to all 14 questions. Once again, the patient has failed to listen to me. I sigh, have her sign out the shot like a regular prescription, then take her to our million dollar GOODNESS room and immunize her.

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It's OK. I had a patient come in last night, an RN nonetheless, with no insurance information, no money or credit cards, and a print-out indicating that she had signed up for health benefits at her job. She wanted to know why three months of brand name birth control was $125? She had signed up for benefits? Why couldn't I just give it to her? Shouldn't it be like, $3? But wait, she thought it was free because of Obamacare?
At the community college where I teach I hand out a printed schedule, email all of the students every week about upcoming assignments and nag them about it as the due date gets closer. Inevitably several show up to class on the due date with no assignment in hand.
They forgot. Folks stopped listening and reading in middle school, if not sooner.
If you have time (when pharmacy is not busy), you should say: "So tell me what you're going to fill out?"
Making them repeat it back will def help
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