Saturday, October 27, 2012

Selective 1st Pass Metabolism

Lady:  "Where's the Motrin?"

Me:  "We have Advil and our company's generic on aisle seven on the left."

Lady: "No, I need Motrin, not Advil."

Me:  "Advil and Motrin are the same thing... They're both Ibuprofen."

Lady: "Not after you swallow them!"   She walks away mad.

1 comment:

Officer Cynical said...

There's a bj joke in there somewhere, I'm just too tired to figure it out.