Favorite Voicemail of the Week:
"Hello, this is Jenny from Madstone Family Medicine. I'm calling in a new script for patient Joe B. Blow, date of birth 12/10/1956. It's for Flag-Gill (She means Flagyl, which is pronounced "Flad-Jill") 500 million-grams (she means milligrams), one by mouth BID (she pronounces it like it rhymes with "hid") for seven days."
<CLICK> Jenny hangs up. No phone number, name of doctor, etc. Fortunately I look on my smartphone (which we're actually not supposed to have in the pharmacy) and am able to look up Madstone Family Medicine and get a number and then call and get a name. I would look on the Internet and get the number but we don't have access to the Internet at my company. Too many pharmacists were using the Internet to make their jobs easier.
I tell you, this blog writes itself.