Rumor has it at my company that soon, NEW pharmacy software will be running on our ancient Windows computers. Apparently the company has hired an outside consultant, a Twitter user named @Kya7y, to help program the new software.
"The current software wasn't clumsy and unfriendly enough, so we thought an upgrade was appropriate," said an upper manager named Manager X, wishing to remain anonymous.
@Kya7y is known for his extremely detailed 33" by 23" maze. He's worked on it for seven years. "There appears to be no workable solution," said Manager X, "which is exactly what we'd like to see with our new software. Anything that can make our techs and pharmacists work harder... we WANT that. And since @Kya7y works as a janitor and has had no relevant pharmacy experience, he's PERFECT for the job."
As with past software upgrades, the new system is said to be coming out "sometime this summer." We'll keep you posted.