Saturday, April 20, 2013

Too Busy at the Pharmacy?

Corporate headquarters recently shipped both male/female versions of the "Foldaway Urinal" to our pharmacies across the nation. This is to help pharmacists meet their biological needs while maintaining the metrics. No longer will pharmacists be allowed to deviate from the work flow for a personal urine flow. Now we will be able to keep working throughout the day with reduced technician hours and yet maintain the script count! 

"The expectation is that all pharmacists will utilize these storage units going forward," as stated in a recent email from our regional manager. 

4 comments:

Officer Cynical said...

OK, now you're making shit up!

Footie said...

Just typical...
Everytime anyone from corporate has a GREAT idea you guys at the coal face do nothing but complain.
Don't you know how hard we work to keep costs down and improve your productivity.
Where's the love?

Crazy RxMan said...

I know. We simply don't understand, do we?

Anonymous said...

Is there a LearNet course for this?