One of our regular patients came by to pick up some scripts. She's really nice and is actually the wife of one of the physicians in the neighborhood.
After paying for her prescriptions, she asked me where we keep the bleach. I tell her, not expecting what's next:
"My doctor told me to fill my tub with water and add a gallon of bleach. Then I'm supposed to get in up to my neck to kill the mice."
Yes, she said mice.