Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Freaky Pig for your Dashboard

You've probably seen this ad somewhere along the way in your Internet surfing. I'm certain I've seen it in in English somewhere, but all I could find today was this one. I love bacon and ham, but apparently bacon and ham is so dang good that even a pig will slice himself up for a tasty meal. And this ad shows once again that many vintage ads are quite disturbing.

Perhaps more disturbing is the fact that someone saw this and said "Hey, let's make a dashboard toy to look like that."

And a crazy, insane product was born. You thought the Cat Unicorn Hat was insane. You thought the Bacon Tie was just too much... oh no, now we have the perfect addition to your car.

What do you have on your dashboard? Nothing but a bald patch? Well, you might want to add a dash of style to it, with the $8.95 Slicey The Pig Dashboard Wiggler. Slicey the Pig must be a cannibal with a twisted mind, as he could very well have realized recently as to how delicious he is around the belly, and obviously wants to share himself with you, putting even the most battle hardened Walking Dead character get sick to the stomach. Slicey The Pig Dashboard Wiggler is a vinyl porker who wields a large carving knife to his own mid-section as he grins maniacally while you drive around.

And who wouldn't want that?

1 comment:

Kathy said...

Just...no.I don’t like bacon that much. Er, I mean, after seeing this, maybe not at all.