I've been a good boy this year. I only want ten things.
1. More tech hours at the pharmacy
2. That Sphero R2-D2 app-enabled droid
3. My children to listen to my advice
4. Chocolate-covered macadamia nuts
5. The return of Walter Chronkite type news reporting
6. My student loans to go away
7. To be treated with respect and dignity by upper management
8. A signed photograph from Dita Von Teese
9. An Apple Watch but not one of the cheapo ones
10. That other thing I keep asking for all the time
That's not too much, right?