Saturday, December 9, 2017

The Future of Pharmacy

1. CVS merges with Caremark
2. Express Scripts merges with Medco
3. CVS/Caremark buys Target pharmacies
4. Walgreens buys Rite Aid pharmacies
5. CVS/Caremark merges with Aetna
6. Walmart buys CVS/Caremark/Aetna and Walgreens
7. Amazon buys Walmart
8. SkyNet takes control of Amazon, uses drone delivery technology to wipe out the human race
9. The Borg assimilates SkyNet, adding SkyNet's technological distinctiveness to it's own

Resistance is futile


Anonymous said...

Actually, Amazon is going to buy express scripts but everything else seems about right....

Anonymous said...

Looks like single-payer healthcare to me. Finally.