Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Attention Grocery Patrons

Thank you for shopping at Goofmart Grocery. Yes, we are a pharmacy inside of the grocery store. We're here as an added convenience to enhance your shopping experience. We offer a full service pharmacy including vaccinations and can fill prescriptions while you do your grocery shopping. 

That's what we do.

But we're not experts on ziplock bags, obscure homeopathic herbs and weeds, and we don't know why no one is coming when you ring the bell at the meat department. We're not a switchboard to connect you to the other departments in the store. We don't know if Blue Bunny ice cream is on sale or last night's winning Lotto numbers. We know the name of the bank at the front of the store but we don't know when they open and close. We don't know why your dog is biting his tail and we're not fully prepared to discuss your medication issues when you fill your prescriptions at the pharmacy across the street.

So if your question is a REAL pharmacy question, we'll help you out. We'll do out best and if we don't know the answer, we'll find out for you. But that's the extent of our knowledge. Questions about postage stamps, beer, or shampoo really isn't our thing. 

And no, we don't have any Viagra samples.


Anonymous said...

Hope your week hasn't been too terrible, Crazy, RPH. Is it true (I can't recall where I've seen, this but I have, in a few different places) that pharmacies w/in a grocery store are technically/usually considered "lost liters" is that true?

Crazy RxMan said...

I think the term you mean is "Loss Leader" and with Not-so-GoodRx we're definitely getting there.

I've certainly lost liters of blood, sweat, and tears over this business though.